Post by Chris Kraven on Nov 12, 2010 16:44:33 GMT -4
[Here we are, one event down in FFP's return. Adrenaline was a hit. A big hit. And Spike TV couldn't be happier. It got them new viewers, it got them ratings, and it got them money, which is what this is all about right? Well, speaking of money, we see one of the only wrestlers in Full Force Pro, worth his weight in money. None other than Matt Kraven's little brother, Chris Kraven.
Fresh off of his victory over Ash Aiken (what a joke he turned out to be huh?), Chris is sitting in his locker room of the TD Banknorth Arena in Boston, Massachusetts. Obviously Adrenaline is over, but Chris has yet to get dressed into his nice black slacks, blue button up shirt, and black tie. Is he going to go out on the town, and enjoy the feeling of this victory? Or is he going to simply dress nice, to get a flight home, and get ready for his newest venture. His newest venture. Not a singles match next week at Adrenaline. Not a tag-team match. Not even a three way dance. Nope, none of the above. Next Thursday night, Chris competes in a United States Title Qualifier. A 6-Man Tag Team Match. And the winning team, faces off next week, in a three way dance, to crown FFP's new United States Champion.
Although it seems to be quite a task, Chris doesn't seem to sweat it. Although he's covered in sweat, after embarrassing Ash Aiken tonight. The reason he doesn't sweat this 6-Man Tag Match? Because he was put on the winning team. Chris has none other than Pierce Deville and Raven Alexandria as his team mates. And what a group of team mates they are! And their opponents...Genocide, FFP newcomer Burke, and Laroo Raith. A has-been, a newbie, and a rich little girl that gets everything handed to her. Chris's team has this thing in the bag, already.
Francine Davis, FFP's beautiful backstage interviewer enters Chris's locker room. He is sitting back on a blue steel chair, day dreaming. We can only assume he's reliving what had just happened not a couple of hours ago, when he took Ash Aiken out, and gained his first victory in FFP.]
Francine Davis: Chris Kraven, can I get a word with you?
[Francine was dressed in a tight purple dress, came down just above her knees, and showed just a little cleavage. Enough for you to be able to see, but covered up enough to make you use your imagination a little. Francine was always looking hot, and not only did she know it, everyone else did as well
Chris looks up at her and smiles. His grin proves how happy he is with his performance tonight.]
Chris Kraven: Francine! By all means, come on in. Come on in, and make yourself at home. I know it's not much, but you can take a seat on one of these chairs.
[Chris pulls another steel chair up beside him. He pats the back rest of it, and gestures for her to sit.]
Francine Davis: Chris, I'll only be here for a moment. I will just stay standing.
[Chris shrugs, as to say, "whatever".]
Francine Davis: First off Chris, congratulations on your victory here tonight against Ash Aiken. He looked to be a challenge on paper, but you proved that theory wrong.
Chris Kraven: Yes I did Francine. I went in there, to prove that I, Chris Kraven, can wrestle with the best of them. And although, I wouldn't classify Ash Aiken as the "best", I still proved that I am really good out there in that squared circle. My brother Matt Kraven, can no longer hold me back. I'm in FFP to impress, and I did just that tonight! I won the match, fair and square, and exposed Ash Aiken for the fraud that he is.
Francine Davis: Yes you did. Now, I have to ask, after that victory, how will you go into next week's Adrenaline, knowing you'll one, have to be working as a team with two other superstars, and two, knowing that if you win, you have to face them in a three way dance, for the FFP United States Title?
Chris Kraven: Francine, every professional wrestler, is in this game, to become a champion. Whether it be World, United States, Tag Team, or Cruiserweight. You are in it, to win the gold. Next week, I team up with two of the best to step foot into the FFP. Pierce Deville, and Raven Alexandria. You can't beat that duo to be on your side. Pierce, Raven, and I, will take on Genocide, Burke, and Laroo. Let me tell you something. Genocide hasn't looked good for years, Burke hasn't proven anything yet here in FFP, and Laroo...oh Laroo, Laroo, Laroo. She's a stuck up little daddy's girl, that can get anything she wants. I'm sure she had her father call my brother, and get her her job here in Full Force Pro. Does she deserve to be in the running for the US Title? Nope. Does she deserve to be in FFP? Nope. Does she deserve to be in the same ring as myself, Pierce, or even Raven? Not at all.
And as far as facing off against Pierce and Raven if, and when we win next week. That's easy. Although we'll work great as a team next week on Adrenaline, we will all know that the following week, we'll have to come to blows. And although I think both of these incredible superstars are better than most in Full Force Pro...they aren't better than me, and I guess I'll just have to wait a couple of weeks to prove that.
Francine Davis: You have quite a few negative things to say about Laroo Raith. Any reason?
Chris Kraven: Not really. I just don't like stuck up little babies getting everything they want, and coming into my world, where they don't belong. She should take her Louis Vuitton hand bag and her expensive jewelry, and go back to her daddy's mansion in the suburbs. She's not a professional wrestler. In fact, she's a poor excuse for one.
Francine Davis: Wow! You obviously have strong feelings about Laroo. And you feel like you match up well against each one of your opponents in the 6-Man Tag, and also your partners?
Chris Kraven: That I do Francine. That I do. Genocide and Burke don't have anything on my wrestling abilities, and frankly, my good looks as well. You can even vouch for me on that arena. If you compare my looks to Genocide or Burke, I win that contest hands down. Am I right?!
Francine Davis: Well Chris, that's not really my place to say, but you are an attractive man.
[Chris clinches his teeth, and pounds his fist, as to say, "Yes!".]
Chris Kraven: See! That's right baby! And although looks don't matter in professional wrestling, I've already hurt their confidence. That's what this thing is all about. It's not just the wrestling skill. It's confidence. And the thing is, I have plenty of both! Plenty, of, both!
Francine Davis: Let's say your team wins next Thursday night Chris. Then you have to face off against Pierce and Raven on the next Adrenaline. Don't you feel that that's going to be a tough task?
Chris Kraven: You bet it will be my beauty. But, I'm here to take on tough tasks. Take them on face to face, and defeat them all. Pierce is an incredible competitor. So is Raven. They both have skills. They both have a certain attitude to them. And they both will be quite an obstacle for me. But I'm here to persevere. I'm here to take on all comers. I'm here, to finally prove to my big brother, that I'm for real! And speaking of my big brother, Matt...could you have made the stipulations for the United States Championship any more difficult, and stupid?
"Let's team up these guys, face them off against these guys, and then if these guys win, they face each other on the next show! That's such a good idea. I think I'm great, and every girl wants my nuts. Million dollar idea! Book it! Book it!"
Come on Matt. I could do a better job running this federation with my eyes closed. But this isn't about that. This isn't about you Matt. This is about me, winning the United States title, and beginning my reign of terror of FFP. Beginning my reign to the top, to destroy you and your legacy, and prove to everyone, including mom and dad, that I'm BETTER THAN YOU!
Francine Davis: You obviously have some issues with your big brother...
Chris Kraven: Yes, I do. And it's pretty obvious that him and Kimmy Carmichael are working hand in hand, bringing Samantha Fox back, and screwing Jessie Clinton over. He likes to do that kind of thing. But hey, that's not here nor there. Right now, I've got my eye on the prize. I'm going to be FFP's new United States Champion. And the crap with myself and my big brother, is just going to help fuel me to attain my goals Francine. Now, why don't we get out of here and maybe go get a drink? Or celebrate a little...I mean, come on, I am 1-0 now!
[Francine smiles.]
Francine Davis: Chris, I'm sorry, but that's not in my job description. I'm here to get the scoop, that's it. Thank you for your time though. And good luck next Thursday.
Chris Kraven: Your loss babe. Talk to you soon.
[Francine continues smiling. She backs up toward the door, and waves to Chris. He waves back, and she exits the locker room. Chris, is leaning back in his chair, balancing it on two legs, trying to grab the last glimpse of Francine's nicely curved buttock area. As she exits the door, he drops the chair back onto the four legs. He looks up at the ceiling, seeming to be day-dreaming again.]
Chris Kraven: 1-0. And your next FFP United States Champion. It's got a nice ring to it. Haha.
Fresh off of his victory over Ash Aiken (what a joke he turned out to be huh?), Chris is sitting in his locker room of the TD Banknorth Arena in Boston, Massachusetts. Obviously Adrenaline is over, but Chris has yet to get dressed into his nice black slacks, blue button up shirt, and black tie. Is he going to go out on the town, and enjoy the feeling of this victory? Or is he going to simply dress nice, to get a flight home, and get ready for his newest venture. His newest venture. Not a singles match next week at Adrenaline. Not a tag-team match. Not even a three way dance. Nope, none of the above. Next Thursday night, Chris competes in a United States Title Qualifier. A 6-Man Tag Team Match. And the winning team, faces off next week, in a three way dance, to crown FFP's new United States Champion.
Although it seems to be quite a task, Chris doesn't seem to sweat it. Although he's covered in sweat, after embarrassing Ash Aiken tonight. The reason he doesn't sweat this 6-Man Tag Match? Because he was put on the winning team. Chris has none other than Pierce Deville and Raven Alexandria as his team mates. And what a group of team mates they are! And their opponents...Genocide, FFP newcomer Burke, and Laroo Raith. A has-been, a newbie, and a rich little girl that gets everything handed to her. Chris's team has this thing in the bag, already.
Francine Davis, FFP's beautiful backstage interviewer enters Chris's locker room. He is sitting back on a blue steel chair, day dreaming. We can only assume he's reliving what had just happened not a couple of hours ago, when he took Ash Aiken out, and gained his first victory in FFP.]
Francine Davis: Chris Kraven, can I get a word with you?
[Francine was dressed in a tight purple dress, came down just above her knees, and showed just a little cleavage. Enough for you to be able to see, but covered up enough to make you use your imagination a little. Francine was always looking hot, and not only did she know it, everyone else did as well
Chris looks up at her and smiles. His grin proves how happy he is with his performance tonight.]
Chris Kraven: Francine! By all means, come on in. Come on in, and make yourself at home. I know it's not much, but you can take a seat on one of these chairs.
[Chris pulls another steel chair up beside him. He pats the back rest of it, and gestures for her to sit.]
Francine Davis: Chris, I'll only be here for a moment. I will just stay standing.
[Chris shrugs, as to say, "whatever".]
Francine Davis: First off Chris, congratulations on your victory here tonight against Ash Aiken. He looked to be a challenge on paper, but you proved that theory wrong.
Chris Kraven: Yes I did Francine. I went in there, to prove that I, Chris Kraven, can wrestle with the best of them. And although, I wouldn't classify Ash Aiken as the "best", I still proved that I am really good out there in that squared circle. My brother Matt Kraven, can no longer hold me back. I'm in FFP to impress, and I did just that tonight! I won the match, fair and square, and exposed Ash Aiken for the fraud that he is.
Francine Davis: Yes you did. Now, I have to ask, after that victory, how will you go into next week's Adrenaline, knowing you'll one, have to be working as a team with two other superstars, and two, knowing that if you win, you have to face them in a three way dance, for the FFP United States Title?
Chris Kraven: Francine, every professional wrestler, is in this game, to become a champion. Whether it be World, United States, Tag Team, or Cruiserweight. You are in it, to win the gold. Next week, I team up with two of the best to step foot into the FFP. Pierce Deville, and Raven Alexandria. You can't beat that duo to be on your side. Pierce, Raven, and I, will take on Genocide, Burke, and Laroo. Let me tell you something. Genocide hasn't looked good for years, Burke hasn't proven anything yet here in FFP, and Laroo...oh Laroo, Laroo, Laroo. She's a stuck up little daddy's girl, that can get anything she wants. I'm sure she had her father call my brother, and get her her job here in Full Force Pro. Does she deserve to be in the running for the US Title? Nope. Does she deserve to be in FFP? Nope. Does she deserve to be in the same ring as myself, Pierce, or even Raven? Not at all.
And as far as facing off against Pierce and Raven if, and when we win next week. That's easy. Although we'll work great as a team next week on Adrenaline, we will all know that the following week, we'll have to come to blows. And although I think both of these incredible superstars are better than most in Full Force Pro...they aren't better than me, and I guess I'll just have to wait a couple of weeks to prove that.
Francine Davis: You have quite a few negative things to say about Laroo Raith. Any reason?
Chris Kraven: Not really. I just don't like stuck up little babies getting everything they want, and coming into my world, where they don't belong. She should take her Louis Vuitton hand bag and her expensive jewelry, and go back to her daddy's mansion in the suburbs. She's not a professional wrestler. In fact, she's a poor excuse for one.
Francine Davis: Wow! You obviously have strong feelings about Laroo. And you feel like you match up well against each one of your opponents in the 6-Man Tag, and also your partners?
Chris Kraven: That I do Francine. That I do. Genocide and Burke don't have anything on my wrestling abilities, and frankly, my good looks as well. You can even vouch for me on that arena. If you compare my looks to Genocide or Burke, I win that contest hands down. Am I right?!
Francine Davis: Well Chris, that's not really my place to say, but you are an attractive man.
[Chris clinches his teeth, and pounds his fist, as to say, "Yes!".]
Chris Kraven: See! That's right baby! And although looks don't matter in professional wrestling, I've already hurt their confidence. That's what this thing is all about. It's not just the wrestling skill. It's confidence. And the thing is, I have plenty of both! Plenty, of, both!
Francine Davis: Let's say your team wins next Thursday night Chris. Then you have to face off against Pierce and Raven on the next Adrenaline. Don't you feel that that's going to be a tough task?
Chris Kraven: You bet it will be my beauty. But, I'm here to take on tough tasks. Take them on face to face, and defeat them all. Pierce is an incredible competitor. So is Raven. They both have skills. They both have a certain attitude to them. And they both will be quite an obstacle for me. But I'm here to persevere. I'm here to take on all comers. I'm here, to finally prove to my big brother, that I'm for real! And speaking of my big brother, Matt...could you have made the stipulations for the United States Championship any more difficult, and stupid?
"Let's team up these guys, face them off against these guys, and then if these guys win, they face each other on the next show! That's such a good idea. I think I'm great, and every girl wants my nuts. Million dollar idea! Book it! Book it!"
Come on Matt. I could do a better job running this federation with my eyes closed. But this isn't about that. This isn't about you Matt. This is about me, winning the United States title, and beginning my reign of terror of FFP. Beginning my reign to the top, to destroy you and your legacy, and prove to everyone, including mom and dad, that I'm BETTER THAN YOU!
Francine Davis: You obviously have some issues with your big brother...
Chris Kraven: Yes, I do. And it's pretty obvious that him and Kimmy Carmichael are working hand in hand, bringing Samantha Fox back, and screwing Jessie Clinton over. He likes to do that kind of thing. But hey, that's not here nor there. Right now, I've got my eye on the prize. I'm going to be FFP's new United States Champion. And the crap with myself and my big brother, is just going to help fuel me to attain my goals Francine. Now, why don't we get out of here and maybe go get a drink? Or celebrate a little...I mean, come on, I am 1-0 now!
[Francine smiles.]
Francine Davis: Chris, I'm sorry, but that's not in my job description. I'm here to get the scoop, that's it. Thank you for your time though. And good luck next Thursday.
Chris Kraven: Your loss babe. Talk to you soon.
[Francine continues smiling. She backs up toward the door, and waves to Chris. He waves back, and she exits the locker room. Chris, is leaning back in his chair, balancing it on two legs, trying to grab the last glimpse of Francine's nicely curved buttock area. As she exits the door, he drops the chair back onto the four legs. He looks up at the ceiling, seeming to be day-dreaming again.]
Chris Kraven: 1-0. And your next FFP United States Champion. It's got a nice ring to it. Haha.
